Something about procrastination.

It says “pleasure”.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:49 +0900

It says “pleasure”.

New ideas for vodka flavors:

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:36:58 +0900

heyveronica:

adulthoodisokay:

gifthorsedentistry:

suburbantragic:

Bagel

Menthol

Aspic

Old Spice

New Car

Anime

hot dust

girl smell

photo album

Arby’s bathroom

shnapps

Pledge

baby powder

new shower curtain

ham

regret

axe body spray

burnt hair

wet towels

guac

cloves

Wasabi

Boob Sweat

Crack Rocks

Gay Marriage

Taint

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:29:10 +0900

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

coverjunkie: Libertine (UK) There’s a new mag in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:37 +0900

coverjunkie:

Libertine (UK)

There’s a new mag in town:
Libertine magazine: “for interested women”

founder and editor Debbi Evans explains:
“to redefine the ‘women’s interest’ category. In addition to luxury lifestyle content we cover tech, science and business, and celebrate high achieving maverick women for the contents of their brains, not their beds. There is no fashion or beauty content in issue 1, unless you count a piece on the semiotics of handbags. There’s nothing like it, and we’re really excited (and relieved!) to have finally got it out there.”

art director Jenni Doggett

claydols: im trying to be more positive sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:40 +0900

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

foxnewsofficial: i just started eating what i thought was a plain donut but it was full of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:42:00 +0900

foxnewsofficial:

i just started eating what i thought was a plain donut but it was full of chocolate and now my neighbor probably thinks i had an orgasm

What happens if I drink alcohol (excessively) right when the caffeine crash begins? Do I not crash? I need to know

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:53:28 +0900

witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:43:35 +0900

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson

gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:40:39 +0900

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

foxnewsofficial: i just did some math and i think yahoo are paying just over $10 per blog i’m very...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:39:25 +0900

foxnewsofficial:

i just did some math and i think yahoo are paying just over $10 per blog i’m very insulted

vocodex: my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:35:33 +0900

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing

Seriously, though. If I had a billion dollars, I'd totally buy tumblr.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:41:44 +0900

joegp: Halfcut See also Zeno’s paradox The mathematician in me...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:47:38 +0900

joegp:

Halfcut

See also Zeno’s paradox

The mathematician in me is smirking

"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:44:20 +0900

“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.”

- N’tima (via kevinidentity)

On a personal note, I tried to explain this to a rather conservative and naive boy and he just couldn’t understand my sentiment and so I was like yeah okay no. It made me sad.

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:19:57 +0900

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.